What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

What was your first impression of The Carter V by Lil Wayne? Did it feel like 2008 Wayne, when you heard the first few songs.

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

{RING} {RING}

HELLO

In the TV show Supernatural, why is God portrayed as cruel?

Yes sir it is.

Sure no problem officer.

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

What can be done to combat group stalking and harassment by an organized gang or society, particularly when they use universal sound weapons?

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

What are some signs that someone may be being stalked by an organization or secret society? How can they find out for sure?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

What is the meaning of "ero" in Japanese?

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

After a few moments he returns.

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

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